No Sex Please, We're British

This is a past event. Sunday, June 30 at 3:00pm 5:00pm

Twilight Theater Company 7515 N. Brandon Ave., Portland, OR 97217

Twilight Theater Company, the community theater that brings you “Entertainment with Edge,” announces its upcoming production of No Sex Please, We’re British by Anthony Marriot and Alistair Foot, opening on June 14, 2019.

Advisory: This performance contains adult content and themes. It is not appropriate for children 17 and younger.

In No Sex Please, We’re British, a young bride who lives above a bank with her husband (who is the assistant manager of the bank) innocently sends off a mail order for some Scandinavian glassware. What arrives in the post is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of lewd photographs, books, films and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man's mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors.

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Performing Arts


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$18 Regular, $16 Students/Seniors (+$2 if purchased at door)


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